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Past Briefings

Mar 24, 2026

I’m a Mac. I’m a PC. And Only One of Us Is Getting Enterprise Contracts

THE NUMBER: 1,000 — the number of publishable-grade hypotheses an AI model can generate in an afternoon. Terence Tao, the greatest living mathematician, says the bottleneck is no longer ideas. It's knowing which ones are true. Two engineers hacked an inflight entertainment system this week to launch a video game at 35,000 feet. The airline gave them free flights for life. The hacker community on X thought it was the coolest thing they'd seen all month. Every CISO reading this just felt their blood pressure spike. That's the divide. Not between capabilities. Between cultures. Remember those "I'm a Mac, I'm...

Mar 23, 2026

OpenAI Guarantees PE Firms 17.5%. The Bonfire Gets a Bigger Tent

THE NUMBER: 17.5% — the guaranteed minimum return OpenAI is offering private equity firms to raise $4 billion in new capital. For context, the S&P 500 has averaged 10.5% annually over the last decade. When a pre-IPO company expected to go public at over $1.5 trillion has to promise returns that beat the market by 70% just to get investors in the door, the incentive structure is telling you something the press release isn't. The Opening Two stories landed today that look separate but aren't. OpenAI is offering PE firms a guaranteed 17.5% return with downside protection to raise $4...

Mar 22, 2026

Jensen Huang Just Told Every Company What to Build. Most Aren’t Listening.

THE NUMBER: 250,000 — GitHub stars for OpenClaw in weeks, not years. Jensen Huang called it the most successful open-source project in history and the operating system for personal AI. Every enterprise company, he said, needs an OpenClaw strategy. But the real question isn't whether you have one. It's whether your business can even be read by one. At GTC last week, Jensen Huang didn't just announce products. He announced a new competitive requirement. Every company needs a claw strategy — a plan for deploying AI agents and, just as critically, a plan for making their business accessible to the...